Beware of the dromaius baudinianus! Through scientific study, this native bird of the Kangaroo Island is carrying a deadly virus known as the East Vile Nirus! To take precautions against this new threat, bar your windows, stock up enough food to last you four years and don't trust ANYONE claiming not to be a rare Australian emu! The world is in danger thanks to Barack Obama and his emu horde! Will we surrender to this?! Never! Today we stand and fight!
Say no to Emuartial Law!
4 comments:
where d'you GET this stuff?!
The National Inquirerererererer...er
Actually, I discovered this threat through personal observation, this time. :p
lol, you scare me sometimes :P
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